The beloved British emigrants struggled to cope with the pain of their glorious leader’s neglect of Westralia during his royal tour.

That is until King Charles explained his decision at a special event in Canberra. When asked why he wasn’t going to check out the nice dry heat at this time of year, he replied:

“I told Western Australia that what they did to my countrymen during the great northern sprawl was unacceptable. The Joondalup railway line has served my most loyal subjects since 1992 and it is appalling that you should show it such disrespect.”

We spoke to a Butler resident who said he no longer feels the existential sadness of seeing Daddy Charles turn his back on his Western children. Addition,

“Live for something or die for nothing. My king drew the attention of the whole country to this problem and expressed solidarity with us! Yanchep’s line is dead, glory to the king!”

We can reveal the Royals tried to strike a deal with Metronet but were told the line would remain under the new name Yanchep.

When negotiations failed, the king decided to take a stand. However, not everyone approved of the king’s actions.

We spoke to a Yanchep local who said many of his loyal subjects live in Yanchep and perhaps the King should have paid tribute to the new world order of the proliferation of public transport in the North.

It sounds ominous.

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